Overwatch Anniversary Event. Or, Robocop 76’s Revenge

Hi. I’m alive. A bunch of you were probably wondering why I was dead, but if I was dead i’d be rotting in a grave someplace, not writing this right now. Anyways, since I last wrote in,  Overwatch had another new event. Honestly, their getting a bit event happy by now. But this isn’t any event. It’s the Overwatch Anniversary Event! Which means that there’s a huge event that takes even longer to download than the game itself.  My computer nearly crashed trying to download it! But of course, my computer’s a piece of trash, so that’s obvious.

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Anyways, apart from the aforementioned Robocop 76 (It’s actually called Cybersoldier or  something stupid, but it’s basically Robocop 76), Bastion got a new skin, and it’s called Dune Buggy, even though it looks nothing like a dune buggy. Here it is.

ELI'S BUGGY

I can see the resemblance there, Jeff.  Also, Genji got a new skin, and it’s the Green Power Ranger. No, literally.

the green power ranger

Also, no new skin for Junkrat (boooooooo) But D.Va got a new skin, which is surprising because if we look at D,Va’s play rates…….. What? It’s THAT high? (jumps off Niagara Falls while on fire)  And also, Tracer got a new skin, and it’s pretty good.

Grafitti Tracer

But honestly,  the best skin of them all is Lucio. Take a good long look at that hat, class, because it’s all you’re going to be seeing for a while.

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Also, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER got a new dance emote. Roadhog’s is the best, though.

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DO THE HULA-HULA! And if that wasn’t enough,  there are THREE new maps! Castillo, Necropolis and The Black Forest are their names, but their basically Dorado, Temple of Anubis, and Eichenwalde. And they are ARENA MAPS! No more Watchpoint: Antartica for me, BOY. Bye.

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