The Hammond Files. A theory by JediStudiosGaming

Hi. Jedi here, and I’m debating the existence of Hammond. In case you didn’t know, Hammond was leaked in the newest map release for Overwatch, Horizon Lunar Colony, and most everybody thinks he’s a chimpanzee. I do NOT think he’s a chimpanzee, though. I think he’s a baboon. Of course he’s a chimpanzee!  Any idiot knows that from the leak!  But, what will his abilities be? Most everybody thinks he’ll be a builder, but I think he will be…… a builder.

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But, his abilities. Everybody is thinking that he’ll have a shield and a stun beacon, but PLEASE! That’s basically Symmetra (or as some of my friends who shall remain nameless call her, Symmetry).  Here are my ideas.

FIRST ABILITY: Movement Destabilizer. This ability will sort of be like the anti-Lucio.  It will slow down the enemies that walk near it, speed up the allies that walk near it, and will have 275 health and a 7 second cooldown.

SECOND ABILITY: Shielded Turret. This ability is kind of overpowered, but it’s low fire rate makes up for it.  It does 150(!) damage per shot, but only shoots once every 8 seconds. It has 200 health plus 30 shields, and has a 12 second cooldown.

MAIN WEAPON: Pellet Pistol. Hammond holds this in his LEFT hand,  making him the first hero to do so. It has 10 shots and empties relatively quickly, firing one pellet per second. It does 75 damage per shot, and is good for long distances.

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SECONDARY WEAPON: Okay, sue me. This isn’t an attack, but it’s a shield that has 100 health and can protect 3 people at once. You need to hold down the corresponding button for at least 5 seconds, though, or it loses 5 health a second.

ULTIMATE: Chimp Instincts.  I think this is a pretty cool ultimate. It lets Hammond jump really high, move really fast, allows him to climb things, and increases all of his thing’s health by 25%. Also, he can do 100 damage with the Pellet Pistol multiplied by how long the ultimate lasts.

Okay, that’s all of Hammond’s abilities, now onto his stats. He will have 100 health and 125 shields, so his health is relatively high. He will be a defense hero, and will be placed between Mei and Junkrat.  Now for some chimpanzee pictures, because i feel like it.

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Have fun “Monkeying” around, JEDI.

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Overwatch Anniversary Event. Or, Robocop 76’s Revenge

Hi. I’m alive. A bunch of you were probably wondering why I was dead, but if I was dead i’d be rotting in a grave someplace, not writing this right now. Anyways, since I last wrote in,  Overwatch had another new event. Honestly, their getting a bit event happy by now. But this isn’t any event. It’s the Overwatch Anniversary Event! Which means that there’s a huge event that takes even longer to download than the game itself.  My computer nearly crashed trying to download it! But of course, my computer’s a piece of trash, so that’s obvious.

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Anyways, apart from the aforementioned Robocop 76 (It’s actually called Cybersoldier or  something stupid, but it’s basically Robocop 76), Bastion got a new skin, and it’s called Dune Buggy, even though it looks nothing like a dune buggy. Here it is.

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I can see the resemblance there, Jeff.  Also, Genji got a new skin, and it’s the Green Power Ranger. No, literally.

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Also, no new skin for Junkrat (boooooooo) But D.Va got a new skin, which is surprising because if we look at D,Va’s play rates…….. What? It’s THAT high? (jumps off Niagara Falls while on fire)  And also, Tracer got a new skin, and it’s pretty good.

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But honestly,  the best skin of them all is Lucio. Take a good long look at that hat, class, because it’s all you’re going to be seeing for a while.

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Also, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER got a new dance emote. Roadhog’s is the best, though.

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DO THE HULA-HULA! And if that wasn’t enough,  there are THREE new maps! Castillo, Necropolis and The Black Forest are their names, but their basically Dorado, Temple of Anubis, and Eichenwalde. And they are ARENA MAPS! No more Watchpoint: Antartica for me, BOY. Bye.

Overwatch Character Review: Orisa

Hello, and welcome to another Overwatch Character Review! Today’s Character: Orisa

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Orisa was added last Tuesday, and is Overwatch’s first new tank hero. She is the 2nd “Core” tank in the game (the first one was Reinhardt) and is the only tank hero that is good long range. Her abilities are the following:

RT: Fusion Driver. Orisa’s primary weapon.

LT: Halt!. A slightly crappier version of Zarya’s Graviton Surge.

RB: Protective Barrier. Basically a shield.

LB: Fortify. Protects Orisa from movement attacks E.G Ana’s Sleep Dart.

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Y: Supercharger. Orisa’s ult. It charges up all people on your team within it’s line of sight.

Okay, Now that I’ve gone over her Abilities now onto her Skins. I am currently using her OR-50 skin (Got no pictures of it, Sorry!) And think that apart from her Legendary’s, she suffers from Winston Syndrome (no good skins). So, for a final analysis, I give orisa……. 8/10! I think she is a really good tank, but if she had a few more skins she would get higher. Bye!

BREAKING OVERWATCH NEWS: ORISA

Yes, that opening sounded WAY too dramatic.But, You’re probably going, What’s an Orisa? Well, I’ll tell you what an Orisa is. Orisa is the….. NEWEST HERO IN OVERWATCH! WOOT WOOT! She is a…. Well, take a look at the picture.

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As you can tell, she is a robot, built by Efi Oladele, a 10-year old child prodigy, from recycled Omnic parts, to protect the city of Numbani from danger. I bet a bunch of you are going, YAY! A character that ties in with Numbani! Her abilities are the following: (for XBox One)

RT:Fusion Driver. Basically D.Va’s gun with ammo. 🙂

LT: HALT! A (slightly worse) version of Zarya’s Graviton Surge.

RB: Fortify. A self shield that protects from movement abilities. E.G Sleep Dart.

LB: Protective Barrier. A barrier that protects from oncoming attacks.

ULTIMATE: Supercharger. Charges players on your team with extra damage. YAY for players on Orisa’s team!

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She is the first new tank character in the game. However, the funny thing about her is the fact that she was NOT teased at all. Probably because the Sombra thingamajiggy failed. A LOT. Everybody was expecting Doomfist to be added. But, Orisa seems like a really good tank. The only bad things about her are her skins, but HEY! She’s a new character! Half her skins are probably going to be changed! Geez! And that brings us to the end of the news. Bye!

Overwatch Character Review: Roadhog

Hello. My name is Jedi (duh) and welcome to our very first Overwatch Character Review! Today’s subject: Roadhog.

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Yup, he’s that master of destruction, killer of noobs, and overall rage-maker, Roadhog. Here are his abilities. (for XBox One.)

RIGHT BUTTON: Long Range Spread. Basically a shot gun. (but crappier)

LEFT TRIGGER: Short Range Blast. Better with the Chain Hook. (We’ll come to that later)

LEFT BUTTON: Chain Hook. Pulls in enimies from afar, and looks really cool doing it.

RIGHT BUTTON: Take a Breather. Basically heals him up 200 health. C’est le tres TROLOLOL!

ULTIMATE: Whole Hog. Possibly the worst ultimate in the game. WHY: Crap damage, knocks people back (meaning less kills!) and ends really fast.

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Ok, now that we’ve gone over his ABILITIES, now onto the UPGRADES (skins and such). I am kind of saying this out of my opinion, but Roadhog has the BEST skins in the game. I am currently using his Stitched skin, (below) and think it is the BEST skin in the game.         roadhog-skin-stitched

Ok, onto the ratings……..

9/10 for Roadhog! That makes him the second best tank in the game (cough cough Reinhardt cough cough) And THAT ends our review. Bye!

A Very Overwatch Christmas

A Christmas carol to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”.

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On the first day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: A Roadhog in a pear tree!

 

 

 

 

On the second day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 2 Reapers

 

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On the third day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 3 Sombra’s

 

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On the fourth day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 4 Reinhardt’s(?)

 

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On the Fifth day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: Five Golden Bastions!

 

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On the sixth day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 6 Tracers Tracing

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On the seventh day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 7 Pharah’s Flying

 

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On the eighth day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 8 Mei’s-a-freezing

 

 

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On the ninth day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 9 Lucio’s Jamming

 

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On the tenth day of Overwatch, Winstin gave to me: 10 Ana’s Sniping

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On the eleventh day of Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 11 Junkrats Bombing

 

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On the twelfth day pf Overwatch, Winston gave to me: 12 Noobs Hacking

 

 

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Hello. My name is Jedi and I am the owner of JediStudiosGaming. JediStudiosGaming is a gaming website based in Ontario,Canada. It is going to be updated on Fridays and will have content such as Overwatch, Various Steam Based Sandbox Games, and OCCASIONAL looks into the life of me. I hope you enjoy seeing this site progress through various stages of life. This is JediStudios, signing out. (P.S If you are reading this for the first time, CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the first visitor on my site.)