New Overwatch Event: Uprising

Okay, Overwatch has a new event, and it’s themed to the Omnic (is that how you spell it?) Uprising in King’s Row, so it’s called Easter. Of course it’s called Uprising! If there was an event themed to the FIFA World Cup, would you call it Summer Games? So, the event. Most of the stuff in it is pretty stinking boring, except DAT GENJI SKIN DOEimages (1)

That is SICK. I’m a Genji main so i was MORE than happy to see this bad boy. Also, Orisa Null Sector is pretty good.

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And also, If you have Hanzo’s Training emote, everything you do will automatically be cool. (Hanzo mains rejoice. #MemesGalore.) And also, the event has a new game mode called Uprising, where you play as a strike team of Mercy, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, and everybody’s favorite time traveling Brit, ¬†Tracer. Note the sarcasm.The point of it is to complete a number of objectives without Strike Commander Morrison going, “Tracer’s Down! Revive her” Mercy: “Heroes Never Die!” Morrison: “Glad to hear it.”¬†download (8)

And also, Torbjorn got 2 skins. 2 SKINS! FOR TORBJORN! HAS THE BLIZZARD DEVELOPMENT TEAM GONE MAD?!? (ignores own torbjorn play rates) And to round things off, D.Va got the world’s best highlight intro. #SelfieWhileBeingImpaledByShrapnel. #StopLookingAtMeFunny. #Hashtag. And to round everything off, everybody who didn’t get something got random voice lines. Except Bastion. He got random Beep-Bo-Deeps. #PeaceOut.

Clash Royale News: Battle Ram

Welcome to a brand new feature on JSG! Clash Royale and Clash of Clans are 2 of the most popular games out nowadays, and I am a turd so I shall be adding a new feature AGAIN though it isn’t friday. ONTO THE….. whatever the heck this feature is.

 

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This is the Battle Ram. The newest card in clash royale and an utter piece of crap. It’s like the Hog Rider for people who are to cheap to use it and/or don’t have it even though it comes in the arena right after it. It costs 4 elixir (the same as the hog rider) and only attacks buildings (like the Hog Rider). BUT, it has a charge function (like the prince) and spawns two barbarians when it is killed (No clue where THAT came from). HOWEVER, I am going to vouch for the card and will say that when it is charging, it has some SERIOUS damage to towers.

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Note to self: Photoshop your OWN pictures instead of pulling ones off the web. Anyways, it comes in the Builders Workshop, so if your not in that arena you’re out of luck. So, is it a piece of crud? Yes, and that is why I am giving it 5/10. The end!

EDIT: (When i said i had no clue where the Barbs came from, the barbs are actually holding up the ram.)