Overwatch Anniversary Event. Or, Robocop 76’s Revenge

Hi. I’m alive. A bunch of you were probably wondering why I was dead, but if I was dead i’d be rotting in a grave someplace, not writing this right now. Anyways, since I last wrote in,  Overwatch had another new event. Honestly, their getting a bit event happy by now. But this isn’t any event. It’s the Overwatch Anniversary Event! Which means that there’s a huge event that takes even longer to download than the game itself.  My computer nearly crashed trying to download it! But of course, my computer’s a piece of trash, so that’s obvious.

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Anyways, apart from the aforementioned Robocop 76 (It’s actually called Cybersoldier or  something stupid, but it’s basically Robocop 76), Bastion got a new skin, and it’s called Dune Buggy, even though it looks nothing like a dune buggy. Here it is.

ELI'S BUGGY

I can see the resemblance there, Jeff.  Also, Genji got a new skin, and it’s the Green Power Ranger. No, literally.

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Also, no new skin for Junkrat (boooooooo) But D.Va got a new skin, which is surprising because if we look at D,Va’s play rates…….. What? It’s THAT high? (jumps off Niagara Falls while on fire)  And also, Tracer got a new skin, and it’s pretty good.

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But honestly,  the best skin of them all is Lucio. Take a good long look at that hat, class, because it’s all you’re going to be seeing for a while.

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Also, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER got a new dance emote. Roadhog’s is the best, though.

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DO THE HULA-HULA! And if that wasn’t enough,  there are THREE new maps! Castillo, Necropolis and The Black Forest are their names, but their basically Dorado, Temple of Anubis, and Eichenwalde. And they are ARENA MAPS! No more Watchpoint: Antartica for me, BOY. Bye.

Overwatch Character Review: Roadhog

Hello. My name is Jedi (duh) and welcome to our very first Overwatch Character Review! Today’s subject: Roadhog.

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Yup, he’s that master of destruction, killer of noobs, and overall rage-maker, Roadhog. Here are his abilities. (for XBox One.)

RIGHT BUTTON: Long Range Spread. Basically a shot gun. (but crappier)

LEFT TRIGGER: Short Range Blast. Better with the Chain Hook. (We’ll come to that later)

LEFT BUTTON: Chain Hook. Pulls in enimies from afar, and looks really cool doing it.

RIGHT BUTTON: Take a Breather. Basically heals him up 200 health. C’est le tres TROLOLOL!

ULTIMATE: Whole Hog. Possibly the worst ultimate in the game. WHY: Crap damage, knocks people back (meaning less kills!) and ends really fast.

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Ok, now that we’ve gone over his ABILITIES, now onto the UPGRADES (skins and such). I am kind of saying this out of my opinion, but Roadhog has the BEST skins in the game. I am currently using his Stitched skin, (below) and think it is the BEST skin in the game.         roadhog-skin-stitched

Ok, onto the ratings……..

9/10 for Roadhog! That makes him the second best tank in the game (cough cough Reinhardt cough cough) And THAT ends our review. Bye!