The Hammond Files. A theory by JediStudiosGaming

Hi. Jedi here, and I’m debating the existence of Hammond. In case you didn’t know, Hammond was leaked in the newest map release for Overwatch, Horizon Lunar Colony, and most everybody thinks he’s a chimpanzee. I do NOT think he’s a chimpanzee, though. I think he’s a baboon. Of course he’s a chimpanzee!  Any idiot knows that from the leak!  But, what will his abilities be? Most everybody thinks he’ll be a builder, but I think he will be…… a builder.

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But, his abilities. Everybody is thinking that he’ll have a shield and a stun beacon, but PLEASE! That’s basically Symmetra (or as some of my friends who shall remain nameless call her, Symmetry).  Here are my ideas.

FIRST ABILITY: Movement Destabilizer. This ability will sort of be like the anti-Lucio.  It will slow down the enemies that walk near it, speed up the allies that walk near it, and will have 275 health and a 7 second cooldown.

SECOND ABILITY: Shielded Turret. This ability is kind of overpowered, but it’s low fire rate makes up for it.  It does 150(!) damage per shot, but only shoots once every 8 seconds. It has 200 health plus 30 shields, and has a 12 second cooldown.

MAIN WEAPON: Pellet Pistol. Hammond holds this in his LEFT hand,  making him the first hero to do so. It has 10 shots and empties relatively quickly, firing one pellet per second. It does 75 damage per shot, and is good for long distances.

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SECONDARY WEAPON: Okay, sue me. This isn’t an attack, but it’s a shield that has 100 health and can protect 3 people at once. You need to hold down the corresponding button for at least 5 seconds, though, or it loses 5 health a second.

ULTIMATE: Chimp Instincts.  I think this is a pretty cool ultimate. It lets Hammond jump really high, move really fast, allows him to climb things, and increases all of his thing’s health by 25%. Also, he can do 100 damage with the Pellet Pistol multiplied by how long the ultimate lasts.

Okay, that’s all of Hammond’s abilities, now onto his stats. He will have 100 health and 125 shields, so his health is relatively high. He will be a defense hero, and will be placed between Mei and Junkrat.  Now for some chimpanzee pictures, because i feel like it.

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Have fun “Monkeying” around, JEDI.

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A Quick Newsletter

Yo. Today i am writing to give an update on what has been going on lately in GAMING (Woot Woot!) Lets get started eh?

1- Overwatch.

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This thing is Doomfist’s gauntlet. People are saying that Doomfist is a new character in-game. I think that he WILL…. not be a character until march. Blizzard needs time to design him, people!

2- Planet Coaster.

Since i reviewed planet coaster, there has been a new update which added a new coaster (The INVINCIBLE) a new ride (SCIZZER) and a new winter theme. Heres a winter park that somebody made, cause it sure as hell wasn’t me.

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Yes, it’s horrendous quality. Shut up.

And on that heart attack of a picture we end! GOOD NIGHT… OR DAY….. OR MID-NIGHT….. ok ill just end.